Well, I had to try - didn`t I?
With faithful companion under the table salivating at the prospect of a stray sausage or pork chop landing on the floor in her direction, I looked at the load upon the plate and thought Oh My God!
But after nearly 2hrs of chumping, drinking, gurgling and fermenting well, I did it! And the prize?
A key ring!
Well, I was happy, Willow too, but for 2 weeks I couldn`t eat a full meal, never again!